he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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