I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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