i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Randomize
