i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he just fucked me for my cheese.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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