People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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