love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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