Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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