WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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