i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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