My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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