This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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