Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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