TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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