he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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