So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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