So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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