super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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