I wanna bring you to show and tell
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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