Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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