I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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