btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
