Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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