Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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