Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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