clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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