you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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