Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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