Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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