doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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