I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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