physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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