Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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