Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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