finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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