would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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