I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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