my vag is so smooth its legendary
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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