I'd wear matching sweaters with you
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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