spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i think i have herpe
just one?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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