is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Less talking, more tequila
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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