scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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