So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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