I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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