I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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