this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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