I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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