i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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