I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Too much gin, very little bucket
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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