I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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