Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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