So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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