Got a toothbrush?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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