is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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