I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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