That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
soo... how was my night?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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