He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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